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We don’t often go with politicians for Boob of the Week, because it’s such low-hanging fruit. But it’s been quite a week!I mean, we could’ve gone with Kevin Cichowski, the guy who was arrested for allegedly assaulting his elderly parents WHILE he was running for Governor of Florida. But there were two higher-profile options, and thankfully for neutrality, we’ve got one Democrat and one Republican.Let’s start with Eric Swalwell. Who ended his run for California governor AND resigned from congress after sexual assault allegations came to lite.Now, let’s be clear. You’re not a “boob” for committing sexual assault. You’re a criminal.But knowing you’ve done these things, or at the very least are ACCUSED of doing these things, why would you run for HIGHER office?! Every time you do, you’re poking a hornet’s nest! Actually, a better analogy would be Russian roulette. Because you aren’t just taking the same risk over and over again. It actually goes up every time you do it!Now for the Republican in our sights this week, they don't get bigger than President Donald Trump. We normally steer clear of Trump out of respect for the office. Even though he does multiple things a day that would likely disqualify any other person from a political career.But because he went after the Pope AND AI'ed himself as JESUS, we couldn't hold back. He might have even got away with the attack on Pope Leo, because describing a pope as “soft on crime” is just silly. But he then followed that up with a meme portraying himself as JESUS. That riled up not only most Catholics, but also many in his base. So Boobish behavior all around this week, and from people who have been elected to public office no less. Maybe in the end WE'RE the boobs. I’m Alana Blaire! Bye for now.